Never trust a man who howls at you like a wolf
without treating you like the moon.
Yay it’s my birthday.
So ima go smoke by myself in the kitchen and watch ted talks.
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?